dark-forest-knight:

dirty-purple-suit:

“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

novakian:

maleficentmordor:

I bet all the other hunters of the world are just looking at the sky and going-

“fucking winchesters”

#EVERY MAY #THEY ALL WAIT fOR THE FUCKING BLAST WAVE #WHAT WILL IT BE THIS YEAR #DEMON OUTBREAK #SUPER DEMON #FUCKING SATAN #FUCKING GOD #FUCKING LEVIATHANS #FUCKING SKY IS FUCKING FALLING

wellisnthatwizard:

I’M JUST SHOUTING TO EMPHASIZE MY POINT BUT I THINK THAT THE WHOVIANS SHOULD ALL MAKE A PACT THAT IF JOHN HURT TURNS OUT TO BE A LOST REGENERATION WE REFER TO HIM AS A LOST REGENERATION

THE DOCTORS ALL KEEP THEIR NAMES, NINE STAYS NINE, TEN STAYS TEN, TENTOO STAYS TENTOO (HE WAS TECHNICALLY AN ELEVENTH REGENERATION ANYWAY) AND ELEVEN STAYS ELEVEN

IT DOESN’T HAVE TO CHANGE

PROBLEM SOLVED

THE FANDOMS DECIDE THE TRUTH PEOPLE

WE ARE THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE STORY

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

We are awaiting only one more participant

ibitequitehard:

blue-eyes-and-lullabies:

pure-purgatory:

Superwholock in pill.

inspiration (x)

I feel like the majority of tumblr is Ted

It’s so accurate.

pythons:

Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
never liked blue eyes before, their eyes are your favourite colour now
and sometimes you meet someone who can make the
sickest addictions seem beautiful and sometimes
there’s some people you’d rather sit on a couch with
and drink some gas station coffee and read your favourite
books over and over while you forget that dinner’s on the stove
so it gets burned but you still think it’s delicious anyway.

Marry them.

J

the-nerdinator:

Valid reasons to hate Danneel Ackles:

• She bullied you all through high school
• She punched your disabled grandmother
• She urged your troubled brother to get into drugs
• She murdered your parents
• She crashed your wedding to admit she’s been having an affair with your fiancé

Invalid reasons to hate Danneel Ackles:

• She’s married to Jensen Ackles.

(This list also works if you substitute Danneel for Genevieve, or Vicki.)

because-donuts:

the-quagmire-poet:

everyone needs this on their blog. everyone.

#arrives 15 minutes late to the apocalypse with starbucks #and he isnt happy

solitarywithasnogbox:

light-houseinthedark:

wholet:

valiantchild:

CLARA HAS BEEN IN THE DOCTOR’S LIFE LONGER THAN THE TARDIS

THAT’S WHY SEXY DIDN’T TRUST HER

SHE REMEMBERED CLARA EVEN THOUGH THE DOCTOR DIDN’T

SHE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG

SHE WAS PROTECTING HIM

wait theres a character in doctor who called sexy

#OHMYGOD #OUTSIDERS